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Plants Demotivational Poster


VEGETARIANS - Every day thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop this senseless violent slaughter


TAGS: vegetarians thousand innicent plants slaughtered
Rating: 4.32/5

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Budog - March 27, 2012, 5:25 am
Well everyday I eat about 6 kale leaves, 4 green apples, 1 lemon, a piece of ginger, two cucumbers and two zucchinis. Of course it is all juiced. I also drink 2 protein smoothies also.
banana82 - March 27, 2012, 5:02 am
Well, eating plants is actually the least plant-unfriendly thing you can do. As for meat, the animals you're eating have been fed ten tot fifteen times more vegetable food than you would consume if you just ate plants yourself. Consider that.
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:27 pm
nice smile
MPsniper - January 31, 2012, 6:05 pm
ill be ordering the veal
Iconoclast - January 31, 2012, 3:35 pm
Sort of been done #142967


ZOMBIE GNOMES -




FOOD PYRAMID - Apparently the aliens don't like plants


TAGS: food pyramid aliens zombies plants
Rating: 4/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 2:32 am
Perhaps the aliens ARE plants. Eh, eh?
hootizz - September 16, 2010, 7:38 am
Yes.., it is to do with the fact that they can not a***ly probe them...


BREAST IMPLANTS - You're Doing It Wrong.


TAGS: bre*** implants wrong
Rating: 2.7/5

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Scorpio7 - November 22, 2008, 12:37 am
"He's strong to the finish, 'cause he ate his Spinach..."
Rogue - June 13, 2008, 11:40 am
I like. xD


BRAWNDO - It has what plants crave.


TAGS: brawndo plants idiocracy
Rating: 2.33/5

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Derek - August 13, 2009, 6:07 pm
Ahhh a great movie - if only it hadn't such disturbing prescience.


VEGETARIANISM - A viable alternative,till you realize half your DNA is the same as a tree's. Face it: you're a mutated, walking plant. Cannibal.


TAGS: vegetarianism plants meat
Rating: 2.47/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2009, 9:47 am
When they are vegetables, of course.
Shamrock - September 14, 2009, 9:45 am
What? Since when are humans plants?


PIERCINGS... MEH... - The cool kids are having bagel implants!


TAGS: the cool kids are having bagel implants
Rating: 4.25/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:04 pm
Those look like horrible tumors.


I SAW - A woman wearing a shirt that said "Guess" on it So i said "Implants?" She hit me


TAGS: do small ***b implants exist
Rating: 4.23/5

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AcidRain - May 18, 2012, 3:25 pm
My guess would be bre*** cancer.


PLANTS V.S. ZOMBIES - Seems like I got to plant some more Venus Fly Traps, dontcha think?




CONFESSIONS -


TAGS: plants wither die cacti eyes
Rating: 4.71/5

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Houseplant - June 17, 2012, 12:35 pm
Just feed me beer once in and while and i'll be just fine...5L
Sho - June 16, 2012, 1:34 pm
Lol since those grow in the wild here, no one has them xD
gas - June 15, 2012, 8:35 pm
I also had a cactus once xD


TENACITY -


TAGS: plants through asphalt
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - June 23, 2013, 10:59 am

I'm certain ours need Roundup to live.
lgvernon - June 23, 2013, 10:43 am

Done, again!~
rerun - June 23, 2013, 10:28 am

twist as well
GaryO - June 23, 2013, 9:47 am
Yeah, I have those in my drive too. Seems they are getting rather robust off the poison I’ve been feeding them.


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WINTER - this is what i saw in the winter of 2010




OOPS... - I Did It Wrong Too...




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